redcigar replied to your post:Housemate comments that I’ll “give a man a massive…

you should have answered “well yeah that’s what all this rat poison is FOR”

Well actually I said “It’s on my bucket list” and he was a little taken aback.

Dudebro was also completely floored when I put on a Bond film to watch while eating?!?!?!?


asoiaf houses meme: [4/4] houses

House M o r m o n t of Bear Island.


Rick O’Connell: a summary

Choosing - George Frederick Watts

ASOIAF fancasting:
↳ Alexander Siddig as Doran Martell

Housemate comments that I’ll “give a man a massive heart attack one day” as I make my dinner, a comment dripping in heteronormitivity.




I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

I think people who say this have only heard German as spoken by movie Nazis. It’s a beautiful language that can sound very soft and sweet. Just because BadGuy McLuftwaffe hisses and barks all those throaty fricatives and glottal stops doesn’t mean they always sound harsh. Go listen to actual German speakers and you’ll see that the stops usually add a melodious rhythm to sentences, and the fricatives are more often like gently rustling leaves than cartoonish loogie hocking. And the vowels are just plain cute.


you eyeballin’ me?


you eyeballin’ me?